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    Roper

    Brace Yourself For The Mediocre

    (2004)

    Reviewed by Justin Brinker

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    Label 5 Minute WalkDecapolisDecember 2004
    pop punkpower poppunk

    It is hard to believe that a year has gone by since Five Iron Frenzy bid farewell to many fans in Colorado. A band that was always heads and shoulders above its colleagues in a genre that was irrelevant and stale as soon as it had reared its head from the so-called "underground." Front man, Reese Roper, had dabbled in his side project, Brave Saint Saturn, throughout the remaining few years of the Five Iron legacy, but it did not have the chemistry or the magic that Five Iron fans had grown to love. Well, FIF is no more but Reese Roper is certainly alive and well and still putting out records. His newest outing is with the pop-punk act, aptly named Roper, and their debut full-length is entitled, Brace Yourself For The Mediocre.

    "Hello Lamewads" opens the record in a cynical and goofy fashion as the listener is greeted with electric guitar, drums, bass, and a synthesizer. It appears that Roper has become fascinated with the synthesizer much like Reggie and the Full Effect, except it does not work well at all on this record. Not only does it sound dated, it also sounds empty in comparison to the guitar tone, and it starts to get a bit predictable. Roper taunts in the opener, "Hello lamewads, I'm with you. Raise your fists if this rings true" and his vocals have never sounded better. "Amplify" makes use of the synthesizer once again in the introduction, while the chorus boasts a gigantic hook as Roper sings, "We live, we die, to amplify." "Red Eye to Miami" sounds like a Dingees B-side over a dubbed out drum beat on the verse before the chorus kicks in with sing-shout vocals. "Quicksilver" is one of the gems on this record with a driving bass line on the verses and is Roper at their collective best musically and lyrically, with lines like, "We take the crumbs like our hearts are at peace. We are far too easily pleased." "Day of Pigs" picks things up quite a bit and is driven with a Lagwagon-esque drum part as Roper teeters between singing and shouting throughout most of the track. "Fireflies" is one of the few mid-tempo songs on the record while "You're Still the One" is possibly one of the silliest and worst covers I have heard in a while, of an already terrible song by Shania Twain. The album closer "In Excelsis Deo" manages to put the record back on track and closes it out in strong fashion.

    The downfalls to this record are quite obvious. The songs tend to blend together too much after a few listens. The one-word choruses become expected and mundane and lose their effectiveness in time. The verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus is a formula that gets old quick. The lyrics at times lack depth and come across as being too silly, but there are also places where they are extremely effective and breathe inspiration. This particular genre of music is easy to fall into the gap of predictability. Maybe my expectations were a little too high, I'm not sure. FIF was the leader of the ostensible pack and Reese Roper was a gigantic part of that. It appears that Roper (the individual) has once again chosen a style of music that is fast becoming decayed. This release is much stronger than a lot of what is coming out of the pop-punk genre but it still lacks that certain magic that many of us held dear.

    2/4

    Other coverage for this album

    The Phantom Tollbooth 2005Reviewed by Phil NicholsDon't let the band's age fool you: though this five-piece has only been together for a little over a year, they are no strangers to the world of rock and roll. As an astute observer might have guessed, Roper is the brainchild of ex-Five Iron Frenzy front man, Reese Roper. On Brace Yourself For The Mediocre, Reese has assembled an all-star cast to assist him on his debut venture. Combined, the…The Phantom Tollbooth 2004Reviewed by Sarah VernoAs I witnessed the final moments of Five Iron Frenzy's last concert here in Colorado, the thought of Reese Roper (the former front man of FIF) hitting the road with another band and a new album was merely a question blowing in the wind. Less than a year later, Reese is at it again and hasn't seemed to miss a beat. It's as if Reese has raised Five Iron Frenzy from the dead, except this time around…The Phantom Tollbooth 2004Reviewed by Kevin MathewsThere's more to Roper than is obvious. The All Music Guide classifies the band under the broad category of Gospel. Yet, to these ears, it's maximum punk pop that is punching through the speakers with tracks like "Hello Lamewads" and "You're With Stupid!" Despite the pervading dumbing down images thrown into the CD sleeve, the website, and in lyrics like "Cross yourself for the Virgin Mary/Don't…

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