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    Roper

    Brace Yourself For The Mediocre

    (2004)

    Reviewed by Sarah Verno

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    Label 5 Minute WalkThe Phantom Tollbooth2004
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    As I witnessed the final moments of Five Iron Frenzy's last concert here in Colorado, the thought of Reese Roper (the former front man of FIF) hitting the road with another band and a new album was merely a question blowing in the wind. Less than a year later, Reese is at it again and hasn't seemed to miss a beat.

    It's as if Reese has raised Five Iron Frenzy from the dead, except this time around he picked up new band members, dropped the horns, and grabbed the synthesizer. Roper, the new band mothering Reese's signature vocals, sounds similar to Reese's other project, Brave Saint Saturn, but more upbeat. Brace Yourself for the Mediocre is the band's debut album and will rock your socks off, whether you are a Five Iron fan or not.

    Before I got the album, I had the opportunity to see Roper live at a local venue. I was anxious to see whether Reese could pull it off again - that is, forming a band that gets the same enthusiastic response from the crowd as he had with FIF. Not only did Roper's live performance meet the fans' expectations (I'm generalizing based on observation and conversations), it exceeded them! The same goes for the album. Reese took the energy and excitement from the albums of Five Iron and successfully poured it into Roper. From beginning to end, Roper whips out great song after great song. "Hello Lamewads" starts the album off with a punch and, if you haven't already braced yourself, the rest of the album might knock you off your feet.

    Roper covers the full spectrum of lyrical content -- very silly to very serious (typically Reese for ya). The band includes humorous songs, like "You're With Stupid" and the cover of Shania Twain's "You're Still the One" (it's actually quite good if you look past the fact that Reese is singing a mega-hit country song), while other songs are saturated in meaning and Christian principles. In the past, Reese has made very powerful ballads that have impacted the spiritual lives of many people (like Dandelions or Every New Day), and Roper is walking in the same direction. "Amplify", for example, challenges people to loudly proclaim Jesus as Lord of their lives.

    One of Roper's most incredible pieces is the final song on their album, "In Excelsis Deo," which also happens to be the song they ended their concert with. Don't be fooled, this is not the Christmas carol -- this is a powerful song that combines a strong tune with touching lyrics, all powered by Reese's remarkable vocals:

    This wooden soul of mine
    It cannot ever climb
    From places it has fallen
    In between where light can shine
    It never falls in line
    It barely has a spine
    Like branches severed from the vine
    Like it was faulty by design
    And now your mercy lights up my dark eyes
    Your brilliant hope now lifts my falling skies
    And I'm the object of your affection
    You loved me still in my imperfection

    The sun will shine on winter snow
    And shadows fade in Excelsis Deo

    In little time, Roper will be touring with big-name Christian bands, prices for Roper merchandise, and CDs will most likely skyrocket, and you'll have to get concert tickets from fancy booths that make you pay a ridiculous service charge. In other words, if Reese sticks with this new project, Roper will most likely be a huge success. If you dislike FIF, there's a chance you may not like this album, considering that Reese incorporated a lot of similar styles/techniques into Roper's music. But if you love Five Iron's music or are the slightest bit interested in what Reese is cooking up, then brace yourself, because Reese Roper is back with passion, creativity, and a new band that is ready to rock your world.

    Other coverage for this album

    The Phantom Tollbooth 2005Reviewed by Phil NicholsDon't let the band's age fool you: though this five-piece has only been together for a little over a year, they are no strangers to the world of rock and roll. As an astute observer might have guessed, Roper is the brainchild of ex-Five Iron Frenzy front man, Reese Roper. On Brace Yourself For The Mediocre, Reese has assembled an all-star cast to assist him on his debut venture. Combined, the…Decapolis December 2004Reviewed by Justin BrinkerIt is hard to believe that a year has gone by since Five Iron Frenzy bid farewell to many fans in Colorado. A band that was always heads and shoulders above its colleagues in a genre that was irrelevant and stale as soon as it had reared its head from the so-called "underground." Front man, Reese Roper, had dabbled in his side project, Brave Saint Saturn, throughout the remaining few years of the…The Phantom Tollbooth 2004Reviewed by Kevin MathewsThere's more to Roper than is obvious. The All Music Guide classifies the band under the broad category of Gospel. Yet, to these ears, it's maximum punk pop that is punching through the speakers with tracks like "Hello Lamewads" and "You're With Stupid!" Despite the pervading dumbing down images thrown into the CD sleeve, the website, and in lyrics like "Cross yourself for the Virgin Mary/Don't…

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