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    This Train

    The Emperor's New Band

    (1999)

    Reviewed by Trish Patterson

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    Label Organic RecordsThe Phantom Tollbooth1999
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    Mark Robertson remarked recently that This Train is something he does with passion. The proof is in this proverbial pudding. A beefed-up recording budget has allowed This Train to add a horn section for their second label release, The Emperor's New Band. Musically, the listener will hear rock-a-billy, jump blues, R&B and jazz--and lyrically the band is more upfront spiritually than ever. The first single to be released is the hymn "No, Not One!," which closes the album. Although the radio version excludes the acapella section that follows the song's jazz-like party rendition, "No, Not One" is very worshipful and encourages listeners through beautiful lyrics:

    Jesus knows all about our struggles,
    He will guide 'til the day is done;
    There's not a friend like the lowly Jesus,
    No, not one! No, not one!

    Robertson again composed most of the songs, and his lyric-writing shows improvement, depth, and the delightful humor fans expect. Snippets from the lyrically inspired title track, for example, provide plenty of play on words:

    Tour bus wheels, solo deals, living off the fad of the land
    Catered meals, keep it real and never get too close to the fans
    VH-1, setting sons, way too much excitement to stand
    Come on give the boys a hand, as they're striking up the bland
    Come on give the boys a hand
    Put your hands together, might be now or never, put your hands together
    For the emperor's new band.

    Beginning with audio clips of Tex Williams, the first track, "I Wanna Be Your Man," is fast becoming a favorite among fans who have heard it performed live. Phil Madeira and Jimmy Abegg contributed to writing the music on the final version of "We'll Leave the Light On," and the demo version is included as a bonus track. Both renditions encourage listeners to grab a partner and dance. The album also includes a great cover of Rich Mullins's "Screen Door" and a remake of the classic fan favorite "Monstertruck," which appears here as a bonus/hidden track with Eric Hauck singing backing vocals instead of former co-lead singer Beki Hemingway. The music of "She's a Rocket" was written mainly by lead guitarist and engineer Jordan Richter with help from Robertson and Cobra Joe. This song is not only one of the album's standouts, it has also become the band's first-ever video. And "Technology" features another dose of welcome humor:

    Wish I may, wish I might, wish upon a satellite
    You can give us back our dream, networked in the datastream
    Everything gonna be alright, 'cause 1 plus 0 equals 2 tonight
    So don't freak out if I ain't home, you just leave your message at the tone
    You just leave your message at the tone, and we'll get back to you!

    Riki Michelle, Eric Hauck and Carl Herrgesell perform backing vocals on various songs, many of which will take you back to the days of 50's and 60's rock 'n' roll; and Alexia Abegg (Jimmy A's daughter) has a speaking part on "The Magic Bean."

    Although you can expect something different from the Trains this time around, as with previous releases, The Emperor's New Band will appeal to people of all ages and raises the question: "just how far could This Train go if more time was devoted to their development and promotion?"

    4.5 tocks

    Other coverage for this album

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